NEW Parody Ad Mocking Pfizer Goes VIRAL – “Schizer | Because We Care (About Our Profits)”

The COVID World post date: January 9th, 2022

They say laughter is the best medicine, but a spoof ad mocking Pfizer, or rather Schizer, may be a bitter pill to swallow. The parody ad entitled “Schizer | Because We Care (About Our Profits),” has some dark but amusing satire and pulls no punches by cutting right into the main issues with the mass vaccination campaign happening globally.

A new spoof ad mocking Pfizer is going viral – Credit to KanekoaThaGreat

Full transcript of the viral ad:

“When COVID-19 struck Canada, we at Schizer knew we had to respond. Our lobbyists and public relations staff went to work around the clock for our revolutionary mRNA gene therapy, not revolutionary in the sense that it actually works, but rather that it would earn for us unprecedented profits by convincing people to line up for our injections and pressurizing governments and employers to make them mandatory.

We secured trillions for us and our investors. And thanks to partners like Justin Trudeau, who hasn’t got a functioning brain cell, we can rest assured that our product will find its way into the arms of tens of millions of Canadians over and over and over.

Schizer – because we care about our profits.

Side effects may include muscle spasms, seizures, paralysis, Guillain-Barré syndrome, myocarditis, pericarditis, Parkinson’s disease, heart attack, strokes, meningitis, brain death, premature births, stillbirths, sterility, increased risk of cancer and death.

Do not consult your doctor. We own them, too.

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Demis
Demis
9 days ago

Its gone beyond a joke to many innocent people have been injured or died,

MICHAEL P
MICHAEL P
Reply to  Demis
9 days ago

Mockery is the best weapon against cults and tyranny

Demis
Demis
Reply to  MICHAEL P
8 days ago

You could be right, until its your nearest and dearest.

Wilma Petersen
Wilma Petersen
Reply to  Demis
7 days ago

The problem is that the people that do not know still believe this is the way to go. They do not want to hear about all the side effects. My whole family has got the jab even the booster. I warned them. But they do not believe me. But also they did not want to see it. This is maybe the way to open there eyes. And stop this insane way of jabbing the whole world population with an experimental drug.

Towards Truth
Towards Truth
Reply to  Wilma Petersen
7 days ago

You are missing the point – humor is for transcending darkness. What do you think those in concentrations camps and gulags did. Not all, not always, but in principle.

Last edited 7 days ago by Towards Truth
Towards Truth
Towards Truth
Reply to  Wilma Petersen
7 days ago

sorry that comment wasnt for you, but for Demis.

mik
mik
Reply to  Wilma Petersen
7 days ago

yes its called cognitive disonance

James
James
9 days ago

GENIUS!

Kriss
Kriss
Reply to  James
8 days ago

Pushing Trudeau down the stairs—perfect. Just a useful idiot to Pfizer.

Jaco
Jaco
9 days ago

One finds it difficult to laugh at any of the horror of this situation.

Maybe a bit of macabre humor can help to draw more people into a realization of how we can get out from under this organized criminal insanity.

MICHAEL P
MICHAEL P
Reply to  Jaco
9 days ago

Mockery is the best weapon against cults and tyranny

Abdul Hakeem
Abdul Hakeem
9 days ago

Well done Schizer… thank you for being honest. 😉

ResistTheBeast
ResistTheBeast
9 days ago

Brilliant!!

john
john
8 days ago

Schizer, as in German word Shit

Pippijames
Pippijames
8 days ago

Clapper banned the video instantly.

Kriss
Kriss
8 days ago

That’s awesome. It’s important to ridicule the enemy because you know, they think they are ALL THAT. Mock away!

not sur3e
not sur3e
8 days ago

Saget the Faggot dying was funnier. Literally still smiling just imagining the sparkle fade out of his Jew eyes….

KarlM Alias
KarlM Alias
Reply to  not sur3e
8 days ago

F off back to Stormfront.

SuperMin
SuperMin
Reply to  not sur3e
8 days ago

hey buddy, cool it with the antisemitic remarks! :^)

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