The COVID World post date: January 9th, 2022
They say laughter is the best medicine, but a spoof ad mocking Pfizer, or rather Schizer, may be a bitter pill to swallow. The parody ad entitled “Schizer | Because We Care (About Our Profits),” has some dark but amusing satire and pulls no punches by cutting right into the main issues with the mass vaccination campaign happening globally.
Full transcript of the viral ad:
“When COVID-19 struck Canada, we at Schizer knew we had to respond. Our lobbyists and public relations staff went to work around the clock for our revolutionary mRNA gene therapy, not revolutionary in the sense that it actually works, but rather that it would earn for us unprecedented profits by convincing people to line up for our injections and pressurizing governments and employers to make them mandatory.
We secured trillions for us and our investors. And thanks to partners like Justin Trudeau, who hasn’t got a functioning brain cell, we can rest assured that our product will find its way into the arms of tens of millions of Canadians over and over and over.
Schizer – because we care about our profits.
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